Monthly Archives: December 2011

Mobile Phones, Car Dealers, Three-Ways, The Wall of Shame

In striving to find something interesting to tell you several times each week about business change, customer service, and search engine optimization, I often find myself looking under slimy rocks and trying to clean them up. This is where The Answer Guy’s Customer Service Wall of Shame got its roots, starting with this story about customer service at Nissan of Manhattan a bit over a year ago.

I’ve gotten to write about car dealers once more since then, specifically about the finance arm of Honda, and yes, Honda Financial earned a place on our customer service wall of shame, as well.

Then this morning I came across this piece about cell phones. And a light bulb clicked on.

Three-ways may sound like fun, but they usually leave no-one as happy as they thought they’d be.

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Social Networking, But No Social Graces

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If I hadn’t seen it myself, twice, I wouldn’t believe it.

In both the example above (courtesy of my son Mike’s Tumblr) and this example at Gizmodo, social media/social networking (via Twitter) show just how ugly it can be.

Facebook, you aren’t off the hook, but Twitter does seem to be a more rife grounds for this kind of thing.

SERIOUSLY? Tweeting about your displeasure with the Christmas gifts you received? And not just general “I wish I got better stuff for Christmas”—which would be no more or less self-indulgent than “Bob just ate a taco!”, but “my dad is a jerk because he didn’t get me the iPhone I asked for“.

Miss Sarah Kessler, you didn’t deserve a iPhone. Or anything else, for that matter.

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I’m Louis CK. I Have a Million Dollars in My PayPal Account

Louis CK, as I’ve already told you, is a marketing genius. Now, it turns out that just as the crazy-successful comedian is making a name for himself in media distribution and becoming more and more wealthy, Louis CK is also showing just how well he understands the Internet.

Today, Louis CK announced that his popular concert film shot last month at New York City’s Beacon Theater has grossed over a million dollars. He even proves it, by showing us a screen capture of his PayPal account:

Louis CK Has a Million Dollars in His PayPal Account

A Million Dollars in Louis CK's PayPal Account

You can see this for yourself by visiting https://buy.louisck.net/news, assuming Louis keeps the image in place. You can also see it by visiting https://buy.louisck.net/statement, which WAS the address where Louis CK was keeping us updated on the success of his no-longer-so-little media distribution experiment, but now redirects to the “Louis CK News” page, which stacks up Louis’ statement from this week over his statement from last week.

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“Think Different” (Not Apple, but OOMA)

From 1997 to 2002, Apple’s main advertising campaign encouraged us to “Think Different“. It was a plea to do exactly that, by getting away from Microsoft Windows. It was a business request for very real business change.

Yesterday, I came across a new way to think different. It isn’t revolutionary, unless you think knocking your phone bill down to almost nothing and saving electricity at the same time qualifies.

OK, so of course that qualifies. But my question to you is this: how many chances do you miss to create business change by think (ing) different (ly)?

Yesterday, Woot.com, one of the original “daily deal” sites and so successful that it was bought by Amazon.com, had the OOMA IP telephone device on sale. I happen to use an OOMA for two phone lines at Answer Guy Central, and I happen to have bought my OOMA at Woot! a while back.

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Perception/Reality: Julien Smith Smacks Me Down/Thank You!

Last Friday, I used the words “wait until you see what he’s going to do for us next week” about Julien Smith. And yesterday, Julien did something important, but it wasn’t exactly what I was hoping for.

He put me in my place.

It only took me a few seconds of reflection to feel happy about what Julien said, by the way, but in getting there I needed to drink some of my own Kool-Aid. Perception, as I’ve told you many times, is reality.

Here’s what Julien said to me:

Dude you shared it publicly! Of course I took it down.

Let me explain.

Early last week, I wrote a piece about Julien Smith’s “The Flinch. I had put off writing that piece for a few days; The Flinch is a pretty decent little e-book, and I wanted to hold back until I had a feel for why Julien was giving it away on Amazon instead of selling it.

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Julien Smith, Louis CK, Facebook Timeline. In Common? SEO!

Early this year, I received a call from a comedian looking for help with his SEO. He was hoping that we’d do Search Engine Optimization on the phrase “Indian Comedian”, but didn’t think the price I quoted him made sense.

In the interest of proving the value of SEO, I wrote this page on Indian Comedians. And I haven’t thought about it very much since then.

But after writing about Louis CK this week (and Louis is certainly not an Indian Comedian), I started thinking about the ways our SEO efforts end up working and looked up what Google thinks of the page I wrote on Indian Comedians. Here’s the answer:

Indian Comedian Search Engine Optimization Results

That’s right. My little story about Indian Comedians is the fifteenth best ranked page in the world for the phrase “Indian Comedians”. That guy should have hired us; his SEO ranking has actually dropped since our conversation.

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Here’s Long-Tail SEO for Facebook’s Timeline Going Live

When Facebook announced their new Timeline View, I told you about it immediately. I also activated Timeline on my Facebook account, even though it wasn’t officially available. Courtesy of Timeline, starting a couple of months ago my Facebook account has looked like this to other early adopters:

Facebook Timeline View Profile for Jeff Yablon

When Timeline was released, Facebook stated that it would start rolling out “in a few weeks”. And word is trickling in that Facebook Timeline is starting to go live for everyone; presumably, Facebook has settled the legal challenges to Timeline that had cropped up.

Which gives me just the opening I was looking for to talk about … Search Engine Optimization.

Sounds weird, right? Where do I get the idea that Facebook Timeline being released after a two-month delay is a chance to talk about SEO? Or Long-Tail Marketing? Or Statistics?

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I’m Not Louis CK. But You Might Be.

Was it really only two days ago I told you about the marketing genius of comedian Louis CK? Yep. And it was only two days before that when Louis CK unleashed a marketing experiment on the world that I was certain would pay off.

And it has. Pay attention: the time of giant companies acting as gatekeepers for talents like Louis CK, and musical acts like … even dinosaurs such as Pink Floyd … is over. Of course, it helps if you have  nearly 1 million Twitter followers, like Louis C.K.

Just three days after releasing his Louis CK at The Beacon Theater concert film at his web site, completely bypassing the time and expense of dealing with distribution, production, and marketing partners, Louis CK has announced that he’s turned a major profit. I could recap the story in detail, but Louis tells it best, so click that link. Read the story. Louis CK didn’t go to college, but he talks like a guy with an MBA degree.

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Julien Smith, “The Flinch”, Kindles and Facebook Comments

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I really like Julien Smith, but as you can see from this Facebook Comment Stream the dude is missing something important. And it’s really simple: Not Everyone Uses a Kindle.

I first came across Julien exactly two years ago. The Robin to Chris Brogan‘s Batman, Julien co-authored Trust Agents, a book that’s made Brogan very famous and thrust him into the upper strata of marketing consultants. Now, Julien’s released a book he’s authored himself. The Flinch is an easily read, insightful tome on human reactions to stimuli, and fits nicely into the questions that more and more people are trying to answer in the social media era.

And The Flinch is free.

Seriously. a full length book by one of the smartest young business authors around is yours for the asking. No strings attached.

OK, there’s one string: you can only read The Flinch on a Kindle, or using Kindle software. (aside: Julien Smith has just made a PDF version of The Flinch available in response to my questioning him on this point) aside #2: and now, two days later, Julien has deleted it.

Since only the people who visit here are likely to ever find that link, Julien still has a problem: it appears as though Julien Smith is endorsing the Kindle platform and telling his fans and potential readers that unless they drink the Kindle Kool-Aid they aren’t welcome to read The Flinch.

This of course isn’t true. But remember, perception is reality.

A very long time ago, I did TV and radio as The Computer Answer Guy, and make the radio program available on the Internet. I needed to decide what audio format to use. Was it WindowsMedia? RealMedia? QuickTime?

I chose “all of the above”. We encoded the program three times for each feed, so that as few people as possible would have to install software at the moment they were trying to listen to the program. We did the same thing at TechTalk, a radio program I co-hosted with Ken Rutkowski, and at the other media properties that Ken and I once co-owned, including Chris Pirillo’s Lockergnome.

But the days of what platform you use to publish your work are supposed to be over. Click a link, and your browser does the heavy lifting. If that work leads down a path where you need to jump through hoops to get at the content you’re looking for, the chance of you ever getting it are reduced tremendously. And remember: this problem only gets worse as computers get easier to use.

I’m happy to report that Julien Smith gets all of this. He and I are debating the issue even as I write this piece:

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But I can’t help wonder how Julien could miss this point the first time around. And while that might sound like a criticism of Julien Smith, it’s much more a commentary on how much nuance there is in marketing in the social media age.

Read The Flinch. Think good thoughts about Julien Smith. And when you need help making your business and media goals come together, Contact Me Here.

Or if that’s one click too many ;-) , just fill out this form, and I’ll get right back to you:

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Louis C.K. : Smarter Than Huge Media Company Executives

And I thought Elvis Costello was smart.

Actually, Costello is a marketing genius, but Louis CK may be even smarter. The everything-I-say-is-dirty comedian started selling his latest concert film a couple of days ago. Only at his web site. For a whopping five dollars.

Mr. CK will make a fortune, and is slapping around big media companies in the process—which I’m guessing will make it into one of his comedy routines soon.

Hey Louis: wanna talk business change, one cantankerous NYC boy to another?

The media business and its resistance to business change being something I’ve talked about here so many times, so my looking at Louis CK this morning is hardly a surprise. But when I heard about his scheme to sell videos this morning via AllThingsD, it made me remember an appearance Louis CK did on Conan a few weeks back:

http://teamcoco.com/video/louis-ck-hates-twitter

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Who Are Your Friends? Who Can You Talk To? What Are Ethics?

I’m not a fan of Texas Governor and Presidential Candidate Rick Perry. Without devolving too far into a conversation about politics I think the man is a bad choice as a leader, and has some scary ideas.

But I feel badly for Mr. Perry, because he’s a businessman—albeit a businessman with some special circumstances that apply to him because of his choices—and he isn’t allowed to place phone calls.

Stop for a moment and think about that. Imagine you weren’t allowed to pick up the phone to drum up new business, or check in with the people you do business with—or send them emails, for that matter. Yikes.

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A New Spin on Reviews and Ratings (Perception and Reality)

After eating at Penelope NYC earlier this year, I wrote a piece about the flaws in on-line reviews at site like Yelp.

And those flaws in most review systems are real; over time, almost every restaurant ends up with three or three-and-a-half stars on a scale of one to five, rendering the information useless. Or worse, fake reviews get posted, either very low by competitors or people with some other ax to grind, or very high by friends helping restaurants and other businesses game the system.

Whether you seek out and read on-line reviews when deciding what restaurants to eat at, which Doctors to use, or pretty much anything else, you need to keep that in mind. In other words, Perception is Reality.

This weekend I acquired a new perception point. My Reality may never be the same.

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Dream Big, But Know What Business Change You’re After

Five times a week, give or take, I write a few hundred words here. The theme of the story is almost always business change, or search engine optimization, or customer service, because those are the things I know, the things I consult on, and the things I can use to keep the phone ringing and our Contact Form humming.

Today, I have the biggest “change of business” (and business changing) story I’ve ever written for you. It comes courtesy of The New York Times, and it’s … well, as I said, the biggest “change” I’ve ever heard of. It speaks to the kinds of things I say to my coaching clients every day, trying to stay on the sane side of the self-help guru equation.

Here’s that amazing business change story. I’ll sum it up in one sentence:

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Are There Limits In “It’s Not Personal, It’s Just Business”?

Occasionally, I talk sports here. Sports is big business, and there are some great lessons to be learned, whether from subjects like the NBA lockout and Journalism, The National Football League and Socialism, or the way my beloved New York Mets negotiated with a player who had violated his contract.

One of those “everybody’s heard it” business phrases is one that’s supposed to make those of us negotiating as hard as we can feel better about ourselves. “It’s Not Personal, It’s Just Business” is something I’ve said, something I’ve had said to me, and something I’ve always believed in.

But sometimes it gets personal.

Yesterday, news broke that Jose Reyes was leaving the Mets, signing a six-year, $106 million contract with the Miami Marlins. Reyes has been with  the Mets for 12 years, since he was 16 years old.

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More on The Marketing Genius of Elvis Costello, Businessman

Elvis Costello and Seth Godin aren’t usually spoken of in the same sentence. Pay attention:

Last week I suggested that unless he’s a real altruist Elvis Costello is a marketing genius. Over the weekend, Seth Godin made a point that proved the likelihood of the latter.

Godin, a real marketing genius, published a piece that spoke volumes about the changes in the media business (music. movies, TV, books, magazines, newspapers …). It arranges media in a pyramid, placing what Mr. Godin refers to as “Bespoke Media” at the top of the heap.

Bespoke Media is something that people pay extra for, just because. Usually the “just because” part has to do with they payers being rich and/or fanatic about the source of the media, and the idea of bespoke media is being used more and more to cram paid content (or the ancillary things it helps sell) back down toward the bottom of the media marketing pyramid.

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